So I finally did it, after driving for a decade I finally locked my keys — which were a shopping bag — in my trunk.

Twenty minutes ago, I closed my trunk, and with it any chance of leaving the Westfield Shoppingtown Trumbull mall in a timely fashion.

After placing a call to mall security, through a special phone just after 3 p.m., I began the wait.

Despite the presence of two Trumbull police cars just feet away, I remained locked out of the car and in the cold for nearly an hour.

A mall security officer informed me he “would be right back.” Twelve minutes later, he drove by and informed me through his car window be had another call. I should have learned from “Scream,” that when someone says they’ll be right back, they never are.

At 3:30 p.m., 30 minutes after realizing I had a problem, the security guard pulled behind my car and asked if I belonged to a motorclub. I told him I had AAA and he suggested I call them.

Apparently, all units were searching for some dude, he said.

I informed him of my association with the Connecticut Post, and asked if there was a story to be told. The middle-age gentlemen said no, but informed me that he was considering a change to journalism. I encouraged he considered freelancing.

I then called my neighbor and asked him to bring me my spare key. He said he would.

About fifteen minutes later, he arrived — and within 10 minutes, I was home ending my quasi-harrowing ordeal.

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A Nigerian man who reportedly told officials he had ties with the al Qaeda terrorist network and has been charged with attempting to carry out a bombing on a Northwest Airlines flight may have had a greater affect on international travel than he may have originally thought.

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who American prosecutors have accused of trying to bring down a flight on its last leg from Amsterdam to Detroit, appears to have succeeded in his alleged mission to a certain degree.

In the aftermath of the alleged attempted bombing, the Department of Homeland Security is creating a travel nightmare for people attempting to fly through American airspace.

According to a report posted on the New York Times’ Web site Sunday evening:

The government was vague about the steps it was taking, saying it wanted the security experience to be “unpredictable” and that passengers would not find the same measures at every airport — a prospect that may upset airlines and travelers alike.

Among the steps taken, according to the Times:

  • Passengers on international flights coming to the U.S. will have to remain in their seats for the last hour of a flight without any personal items on their laps.
  • Overseas passengers will be restricted to only one carry-on item.
  • Domestic passengers will probably face longer security lines.
  • On at least one flight, attendants kept cabin lights on for the entire trip.
  • Mandatory screening of passengers at airport gates during the boarding process.
  • Passengers on flights of 90 minutes or less would most likely not be able to leave their seats at all.

As a result, airlines are warning passengers to expect delays and cancellations.

Of course, the question that needs to be asked is: Will the new security procedures make the public any safer?  I have yet to be convinced.

It seems that the changes do little to reduce any potential terrorist threat to the flying public — and more to save the TSA face.  It also doesn’t seem that any of the changes would have prevented Friday’s alleged attempted bombing. 

If the charges are true and Abdulmutallab did attempt to bring down a commercial airliner outside of Detroit last week, then the failure was rooted at the airport and with the security personnel who allowed the self-described terrorist on the plane that traveled over one of the world’s most populated areas with 200-plus other people on board. 

Protocols and personnel should be evaluated, and what went wrong should fully explored.  But actions should not be done for the sole sake of saving face — as appears to be the case with these extremely disruptive changes.

It was the passengers — not security personnel or procedures – that prevented a potential disaster.  So why punish the heroes?

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candles

The Gospel of St. Luke tells us that the birth of Christ was a momentous day in the history of the world.  We now now recognize it as one of the most significant in the history of man.

According to Luke 2:9-14,

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them; and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest,
and on earth peace,
good will toward men.

Countless wars were waged in His name; and countless men, women and children sacrificed their lives as a result of their faith to the Lord over the past 2,000 years.

Some of our mankind’s most beautiful and significant artwork was crafted through the inspiration of His birth and subsequent life, death and resurrection.

Time as we now almost universally accept it in every corner of the globe reflects the passing seconds, minutes, hours and days since that unparalleled moment in history.  And yet, the Roman Catholic Church — the very church established to praise, honor and remember His life is signaling to the world that celebrating His birth is, well, not really worth the bother.

Midnight Mass, which marks the beginning of the observance of Christmas, throughout history has been celebrated beginning at midnight.  However, all that has come to change.

Beginning a few years ago at the church level, the grand celebration began starting earlier.  First it was at 11 p.m., and then at 10 p.m.

I thought this was horrible at the time, but I disagreed with many of the changes the Church has made over the past few decades, including:

  • the shift from the traditional language of the Bible and prayers — like thee, thou and lo — so it is easier for this generation’s children to understand what the words mean.  Clearly that makes sense as previous generations often spoke with those words.  Oh, wait.  They didn’t, and yet, they still managed the meaning of the 23rd psalm and the “Hail Mary.”  Hmmm.  Intriguing.
  • the shift from the Mass from Latin to the language of the people.  Ugh.  The Mass is supposed to praise the Lord.  God is supposed to be holy, mighty and divine.  Removing the pageantry and tradition that creates a more dynamic experience strips the experience away from the Mass.  Our Jewish brothers and sisters still celebrate in traditional language.  Why can’t Catholics?  When I attend Mass in Latin, I still feel like I am in the presence of divinity; when it’s in English, it takes a lot more for me to feel like I am in the presence of something great — particularly when priests, our supposed spiritual leaders, mumble through downloaded sermons that lack any semblance of a personal touch.  It is becoming strikingly more apparent that the Roman Catholic Church is suffering (read: suffering) a substantial priest shortage.

So compared to these more substantial changes in the Church, the shift of Midnight Mass from 12 a.m. to 10 p.m. is not as substantial of an issue.  After all, I do try to pick my battles.

But since we are on the subject, shifting the beginning of this awe-inspiring Mass two hours earlier, or even 32 minutes earlier, erodes the significance of the celebration.

Christ our Savior was born.  And yet, we need to accommodate ourselves rather than our God?  What the heck?

How could the Church legitimately make an argument that it is the human representatives of the divinity if it is consistently making concessions to make it easier for mere mortals?  It can’t.

According to Reuters, churches are celebrating this Mass earlier to “help families.”

Among the earliest services found in a snapshot survey by the Telegraph was St Teresa of the Child Jesus church in Liverpool, where Midnight Mass will take place at 6 p.m.

“It’s because people don’t like coming out late, and they want to bring their children,” said a spokesman for the church.

“It’s nice, some of the children wear their pyjamas.”

6 p.m.?  6 p.m.?  Oh, man, yes, people are really making sacrifices for their Lord.  And churches are really instilling their congregations with the significance of the day.

At many churches, there is a children’s pageant in the early evening so that families could attend ergo there is no need for Midnight Mass to be celebrated at 6 p.m. And hey, as long as the children are already in their pajamas at Mass, how about we put some bubble solution in the Baptismal Font and give our lil’ darlings a bath.  Maybe it’ll attract more people.

So, as if all of these things occurring at more and more Catholic churches were not bad enough, the Vatican is now beginning to follow suit.

It has been announced that the Holy Father will celebrate Midnight Mass beginning at 10 p.m. for the FIRST TIME in history! For God’s sake, where does it end?

The Vatican hopes the Mass will be over by Midnight, CNN reports.  Why?  Because of the pope is tired.

Yes, I understand he is an old man, but it would go a long way if the pope, Jesus’ representative on earth, showed what sacrifice really is.  How could he preach from the pulpit that our society is becoming too lazy, if he can’t even stay up on one night?

And if he can’t do it, have a Cardinal celebrate Midnight Mass.  Regardless, just show some respect.

If not you, Holy See, then who?

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Standing up for an old friend

A small all-American city is standing its ground behind a central figure that has become deeply rooted in its history and traditions.

Since the founding of La Vista, Neb., a small Midwestern city in the state where Arbor Day sprouted to life in 1872, residents found their holiday spirit around an old Colorado blue spruce as they sang Christmas carols and stood in awe as the majestic branches were illuminated by thousands of lights, the Wall Street Journal reports.

However, the tradition was thrust into jeopardy when a 20-year-old man, who has since left the state, allegedly sawed through the 55-foot tree’s base in an attempt to cut it down.

In a fitting twist, the accused man’s fate relies upon the life he has been charged with trying to take, the newspaper reports.  If the tree, which appears to be barely hanging on, fails to survive the winter, Johnathan P. Roy could face five-years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

The Wall Street Journal reports that people in town are angry and are monitoring the tree’s progress very closely.  It is refreshing to see a community rally behind what is most valuable and not just turn its back on its history and just ring in the holidays with a young sapling. 

For 40 years, the tree stood proudly as a representative of both Christmas and the city itself. Now, when the tree finds itself most vulnerable, it is inspiring to see the people rally behind it rather than simply move on as our society too often does.

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Don’t do it!

 

The “heartbeat” of New Haven’s Union Station will soon stop — and with it yet another fiber of the state’s colorful history will be stripped away unnecessarily and ignorantly.

The state Department of Transportation will remove the Solari board (seen in action above) from the train station within the next year and replace it with LED screens, according to the New Haven Independent.

This is just ridiculous.  It’s always easier to replace something than to preserve it.  And once again, the state is opting to take the easy way out.

The reason for removing the historic and rare board?  Kevin Nursick, a DOT spokesman, told the Independent that it is difficult to find parts and expertise to fix that style board anymore.  Hmmm.  Well, Mr. Nursick, what are the other cities with the boards doing?  You know, like Philadelphia?  They are finding a way to preserve their past.

And further, Mr. Nursick, I suggest that you LOOK HARDER — or maybe talk with Philadelphia officials.  I hear they’re friendly in the city of brotherly love.  Make an investment of time.  Do it for your kids.  Do it for your kids’ kids. 

In the long-run I would think the state will get a bigger bang for its buck if it invests in performing regular maintenance on the sign than on purchasing LED screens.  After all, LED screens don’t last long — certainly not as long as the Solari board did.  Think about all the technology the Solari board has outlasted.

If you are Connecticut citizen, I implore you to take a stand.  If you care about our state, and what made it so great — or even if you think your children or grandchildren might give a damn — I suggest voicing your opposition to this plan.  Don’t forget, Mr. Nursick works for you — not the other way around.

While I am certainly a proponent of adapting to new technology, I strongly believe the state also has a responsibility to preserve our history.  Considering that the board is the last one on the entire New Haven Line says something right there.

And beyond the historical reasons, it is easier to see such a board than a LED monitor.  Have you ever tried reading such a monitor from the side or from an angle?  It’s not easy.  And the noise that the sign creates with each update is sure to capture your attention, something a stagnant, and eye-straining LED sign won’t accomplish.

Much too often the state’s most prized and beloved relics meet the wrecking ball unnecessarily and prematurely and thus stripping future generations of the opportunity to see what made our past tick — or, in this case, clicker-clack.

New Haven Urban Design League President Anstress Farwell described the Solari sign’s sound as the heartbeat of the grand waiting room in an e-mail to the Independent, and I agree.

We mustn’t let it flat line.  Because once we do, it will be too late to come to our senses.

A Facebook group and a petition have already been established in hopes of saving this historic item — and I hope you will consider checking them out.

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A whole lot of nudity

I have never been one to spend much time in a locker room — largely because I am not an athletic type of guy.  However, this weekend I found myself in two. 

One before and after my second-ever swimming lesson, and one as a result of my desire to play racquetball and do some minor, and I do mean minor, weight-lifting.

The thing that struck me during both my experiences is how so much more comfortable people to seem to be with their bodies than I had realized. 

At Wilton Y, for example, it seemed like no one gave  a second thought to stripping off their clothing and walking around completely in the nude.  It all seemed very odd to me.  Me?  I preferred to change into and out of my bathing suit in a more private corner of the locker room — inside the confines of a stall.

But the real strangeness struck at a sports club along the Bridgeport/Fairfield line.

I had returned to my bag after playing a very spirited game of racquetball with a former colleague from the Connecticut Post, when I couldnn’t help but notice a very spirited conversation going on right behind me. 

As a result of instinct, and curiosity, I turned around and gave a glance so I could then visualize the gabbing folks in my head.  To my surprise, a handful of middle-aged men were letting it all hang out while standing around a television talking about high school football in the region.  It was, again, very odd to me.  My friend, however, who is much more a jock than I ever could be, didn’t seem phased and said he didn’t even notice the nudity.  So, I suppose, it was just me.

I was so puzzled by the phenomenon that I spoke with an old college friend who consulted an athletic source and informed me that this was not a unique scenario — but rather something that transcends the gender barrier.  Although, she noted, the phenomenon apparently is more common among older folks.  Interesting.

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‘I don’t subscribe to newspapers’

It seems that an increasing number of supposedly intelligent men and women and making this statement about newspapers – and circulation numbers seem to back up their claims.

However, what gets me is how proud they seem to be about it. 

Ummm?

Perhaps it is because they revel in their ignorance of the world around them?

Or maybe it is because they don’t think they could handle the information presented within their pages?

Perhaps they are just too closed-minded to read information that might go against their preconceived notions of how the world works?

Maybe they are so out of touch that they believe they will get all the news they need from their television and Internet?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Newspapers are the cornerstone of our democracy.  Without them, we will be DOOMED.  Seriously.

If you doubt this statement, or think it’s overblown, just do the following: Read the local newspapers in a region a television or radio station supposedly “covers” in a day and then see how much information they “report” that morning, afternoon and evening.  It will blow your mind.  The same is true about “hyper-local news organizations,” only here the information is often more than a few hours late, so you might want to keep that original newspaper around for a week or so to reference.

Or, better yet, all newspapers should shut down their operations (print and online) for 48 hours.  Then watch all other media entities suffer.  Seriously chaos will ensue in their newsrooms.  Sure, you will see a bunch of fire stories, but that’s about it.  You will lose all substance, which is precisely what newspapers bring.

So sure, don’t subscribe to newspapers, but don’t complain when our society collapses.  It will be too late.

Newspapers need a pay wall set up immediately.  They need to put all of their content behind digital barriers that only people who pay can access. 

This needs to be done effectively in an innovative way.  Then, and only then, might our society and democracy be saved.

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Perhaps the current season should be renamed — to push.

Leaves don’t fall off trees, according to an article on NPR’s Web site, they are pushed.  No, seriously.

According to the article, these colder, shorter days trigger a hormone in the trees that sends a chemical message to every leaf to tell it that it’s time to go.

Once the message is received, says (Peter Raven, president of the Missouri Botanical Garden and a renowned botanist), little cells appear at the place where the leaf stem meets the branch. They are called “abscission” cells. They have the same root as the word scissors, meaning they are designed, like scissors, to make a cut.

And then, within a short time, the leaf develops a “thin bumpy line of cells that push the leaf, bit by bit, away from the stem.”

To read the full fascinating article and see a photo of the cells in action, please click here.

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Everyone’s entitled to one good scare

Halloween is my second favorite holiday — behind only Christmas.

There is so much about the spooktastic day that appeals to me — from watching the excitement and awe on the faces of children all dressed up to eating as much candy as you can without being looked down upon.

Halloween is a day we could all be a kid again.

And in that perspective, we also have the opportunity to scare ourselves silly.

You could watch the entire Bram Stoker’s Dracula now on YouTube by clicking here.

Happy Halloween!

And in that vein, here is the trailer to the king of slasher flicks, Halloween:

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